The weather and I ( Read more... )

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There's a pretty girl at work, and I assume she hates me. I have no proof, for we've never spoken. We both sit solemnly reading books at lunch, yet we MUST look at each other briefly when in eye-shot. She has a great boy-friend who comes and eats with her. One day he even brought a blanket and picnic basket. I once had a girlfriend that would ( Read more... )

I passed out and had a rush of dreams... those missing from the last few weeks... extremely violent... and kind of upsetting.... until humor took over ( Read more... )

I'm sick, and for the next 2 weeks, I'm taking on muchos responsabilities at the place of occupation. I'll be doing all of the scanning (microfilm to digital) for those 2 weeks... This pulls me away from my one excitement, writing zombie survival tips around the office. I might be far enough away from people to sing though. (huzzah ( Read more... )

let me know where you live and your new numbers (funkisvoodoo@yahoo.com/ AIM= trashyfunk)... I miss and hate all of you.

Matt

Did someone Just arrive at my house???? Could it actually be one of the numerous people I've been waiting for? It IS!!!! Not, they just drove by. One person was supposed to be here in the afternoon/make that evening/make that 8:30 ( Read more... )

I sit on the riverbank and eat lunch. I have these powerful emotions sweep over me and end like a sitcom within the half-hour allotted time period, completely unchanged and showing no recollection of what had happened. Of course, it has residuals in the old noggin, but stopping the emotion is much like holding off an orgasm, it will be much ( Read more... )

I just finished A clockwork Orange... and I'm quickly running out of things to read... I need suggestions and FAST ( Read more... )

-I've read two novels and almost finished a rather long video game... SO, I've decided to do something productive and get a damn job. I'm gonna walk down to this place today... It's a medical records place, so in a sense, it's not morally evil.

"ACHTUNG!funkisvoodoo may actually be a spider-human hybrid
From Go-Quiz.comIt's true. This weekend I ( Read more... )