Okay so put your music player on shuffle, then press forward to answer each question. Use the song title as the answer to the questions (even though some of them will sound retarded ( Read more... )

So, some of you know about this crazy phone call I received last week at like 6 in the morning. It was a really obscene phone call entailing some guy on the other line telling me about this sex dream he had about me, how hot it was, how aroused he was, and what he would do if I was there. All of this was explained to me in vivid detail. I ( Read more... )

Been quite a while since I updated ( Read more... )

Both Jo AND Tuck tagged me on this. THat's almost like pulling a metaphorical rape train on me. I am so touched (in many ways ( Read more... )

I am so confused right now ( Read more... )

http://kevan.org/johari?name=Caaaaaaaaat

That is really fun. Fill it out and then make one for yourself, and I'll fill it out for you (it only takes like five seconds).

Here's the dilly. I list FIVE (5) weird/strange habits that I have (in my case, they have to be weirder habits), and then I force five other people on LJ to do it. I apologize in advance for those of you who will need to check into mental hospitals. Or who slit their wrists (remember, slice DOWN the vein ( Read more... )

I GOT A SWIM TEST INVITATION FROM SEA WORLD SAN DIEGO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I have a new resolution to add to my list:

Stop being paranoid and selfish.

So yesterday I had an amazing massage and I have decided to go every other week for two months. My mom gave me some mula for my birthday and said I should use it towards massages and I am happy to say, I shall take her suggestion ( Read more... )