Freshmen.

*INSTANT FAIL*

Seriously, kids. WTF?

My mother just discovered macros.

For the unaware, this woman is highly amused by anything she finds on the internet, including fart jokes on YouTube. And her computer is right next to mine.


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Regents Professor (n.) - 1. A professor recognized by his/her colleagues and peers as a distinguished leader in his/her field. 2. A reputed professor at a university 3. One without a soul.

Way to get beaten up by the guy who can't even see you.

So I spent part of Tuesday, among other things, getting together some of the things I'm going to need for my training activities this summer. To those of you I haven't bragged about this endlessly to, I'm going to the Air Force Academy in June for flight training in sailplanes (big gliders with cockpits, lots of fun). The short and sweet is that I ( Read more... )

I've been wrestled, beaten up, tied up, kidnapped, chased, stranded, and terrified up and down Payne County tonight. I haven't done my homework yet, and I have class in 7 hours. I feel like absolute dog meat right now.

And it's not over. Oh, boy, it's not over. The worst may be yet to come. I am so screwed.

Just a word of the wise to any and all of you with military friends, especially people who have done something like Arnold Air Society: If someone asks you if you want to try a "Crimson Glory" drink or something with a similar name...

DON'T DRINK IT.

I hope the Battle Dress washes out stains well, because... Golf Delta, that crap's nasty.

JESUS CHRIST ON A POGO STICK, whose idea was it to have a month long cold snap? I had to go to class in my Battle Dress today because that was the uniform of the day for ROTC, and my field jacket is at the tailor's getting my name tapes sewn on. Never mind that it's taking them over 2 weeks to sew on 2 friggin patches, it's still in the shop. I'm ( Read more... )

I just completed Mass Effect and, like anyone who's completed it before me will attest too, the only more obvious sequel-plug I've ever seen in a video game was the cliffhanger at the end of Halo 2. Still, fucking awesome game. I can't wait to play through it 3 more times. Okay, maybe 4. 5 at the most ( Read more... )

Stole from megaminokonton

Create a fake first album.
Here’s how it works:

1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
The first article title on the page is the name of your band.

2. http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
The last four words of the very last quote is the title of your album.

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