FANDOM POST: Not me!

[funky_werewolf]

Whoever made this card game obviously hasn't done their research. The werewolf pictured isn't me. It's Veruca!

Comments

[eyesocketparty]

It amuses me that you get 'uncontrollably hairy'. Why, a little Head and Shoulders'll clear that right up!

[funky_werewolf]

Head and Shoulders would come in handy, actually. For some reason, when I'm a werewolf, I get terrible dandruff, but when I'm human... Not a spot of flaky dead skin.