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He's just a hero in a long line of heroes
I forgot my lj password. I tried to change it to "cocksuckers1" because profanity is hilarious, but lj informed me that is was unacceptable due to being "based on a commonly used password." Stay classy livejournal ( Read more... ) -
In which I discuss Twilight with my mother
Mom: But they don't even do anything in those vampire movies, do they? They just stare lovingly into each other's eyes ( Read more... ) -
we have squash
Aaron: You realize you just used the "well I'm a bigger fan than you" justification. You should be ashamed.
Me: I deserve nice things!
Aaron: You deserve nothing
Me: You deserve nothing
Aaron: I work hard for what I have.
Me: I work-
Aaron: NO YOU DON'T YOU'RE TOO BUSY MAKING BABIES. -
Adventures with technology
Pandora is flipping out on me and playing the Arcade Fire and an obscure-ass 90s rock song simultaneously. They do not mash up well. This is bizarre. -
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Item the First: On Wednesday, I got off a bus and there was a brass band playing "Take On Me" across the street from the bart station ( Read more... ) -
Happy Thanksgiving!
This is totally Allison posting this. She I would like to wish everyone a happy Thanksgiving. Today is a day of pies and turkey. I am looking forward to going home to New Hampshire. That is my home. I will go skiing there, as that is what we do in New Hampshire. And eat maple syrup. -
it's motherfucking decorative gourd season, bitches
Songs That Get Stuck In My Head At Work
1. Cheated Hearts
2. Oh My Darling Clementine
3. Hark the Herald Angels Sing
4. The motherfucking tapdancing frog song
5. I've Been Working on the Railroad
6. The Laws Have Changed
7. Banditos
8. The "why don't I fit in" fucking Rudolph song
9. Little Bit Of Riddim
10. Hombrealso a million other assorted ( Read more... ) -
INTERNETS INTERNETS OMFGGGG
OH MY FUCKING GOD I HAVE THE FUCKING INTERNET AGAIN IT HAS BEEN SO LONG YOU GUYS SO SO LONG -
you hardwire; I'll try to play the guitar
I have a job selling coffee to tourists on the wharf. I wear a little apron, and I ask them if they'd like whipped cream on their mocha. Barista is not a terrible occupation, and I am pretty good at making espresso, turns out. Who knew ( Read more... )
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