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Points of interest
1. Today my car spun out on some ice and I ended up sideways across two lanes of traffic. There was a minute or so of panic where I couldn't find the flasher button (fun fact: it's the hugeass button in the top center), and then I realized that maybe I should just back up, get straight, and keep going instead of sitting there like a moron. And then ( Read more... ) -
ice storms: like regular storms but suckier
HEAT: IT KEEPS YOU FUCKING WARM ( Read more... ) -
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The first couple weeks I worked here the train went by at exactly 10:51 every day. It was a stabilizing factor; something to count on in this crazy world ( Read more... ) -
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Corruption? In my Chicago?"
I am simply shocked that a politician from Chicago has done something illegal. Why I never. -
PANCAKESTRONAUT!
DEAR EVERYONE ( Read more... ) -
fighting fire with firewood
I will be in Great Barrington tonight, 9~10ish. So will Mike Doughty, the difference being that they're paying him to be there. Because he's the more famous alum or whatever. Pfft. -
THIS JUST IN
England just got (oh noes) 6 inches of snow
Side effect of this terrible disaster include:
-500 school closings
-1600 people w/o power
-3000 people w/o heating
-and at least 70 people needing to be rescued by the army after sliding off roads
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What I do at work instead instead of work
States ranked by health
-You will note that my state is awesomer than all you guys' states
-Vermont is #1, and would have had a perfect score except for a "prevalence of binge drinking." Oh, c'mon, guys. The poor bastards live in Vermont, give em a break ( Read more... ) -
really want a really big coat with words on it
Okay.
Operation GTFONH is in full-swing. FOR REALZ THIS TIME.
Your mission, should you chose to accept it: nag me about getting my resume finished/sent out.
Phrases you may find helpful to broach the topic:
-So Allison, how's the resume coming?
-Hey babe, is there a computer nearby, or is that you typing a list of professional references?
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Today I got rickrolled in the bathroom at Borders. A sad state of affairs.