damn you starburst for making the valentine's flavored candy hearts. you're messing up my whole low-carb diet right now because i can have self-control when avoiding pasta and bread, but not sugary candies. they are just too good.

Paul and I went all over yesterday. We got a joint credit card and went to buy a treadmill (I've been wanting one forever...) and we actually wound up buying a treadmill AND an elliptical machine. We have a year to pay them off without interest so it's great. They will be delivered next Sunday! I can't wait ( Read more... )

I just have to say that Mini Me drunk on the Surreal Life is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. Naked and drunk on a scooter...holy shit, I practically pissed myself.

And when did Peter Brady get that body? Damn, who would've thought?

Has anyone seen the Missy Elliot show on UPN? It's like a low-budget American Idol of sorts...anyway, I wanted to know--is Tina Marie black or white? I can't tell. I was convinced she was white, but then I heard her speak. Please, if anyone knows...fill me in.

OMG last night we ordered a pizza and it took over an hour to get here (we called TWICE in the meantime) and when it finally did it was COLD. So, being the assholes that we are, we told them we wanted a new one. Wrong move. Today I have been running to the damn bathroom every five minutes and Paul called me and said he's got "Deuces Wild", so ( Read more... )

I love when my principal sends me to Columbia for conferences that I'm supposed to stay at and I leave after three hourse because I got enough notes and can fake that I stayed all day. It's 1:15 and I've been home for a half hour. Fuck them....the honor code is worth shit to me. Irresponsible? Maybe. But now I can get my hair cut and go grocery ( Read more... )

Brad Pitt is back on the market. He should have stayed with Gwyneth anyway. They were a hotter couple. Jennifer Aniston always has that "I smell something" look on her face. Or maybe he smells....either way, I want to see him with Angelina Jolie. There's a hot couple ( Read more... )

Why isn't my enjoyment of watching Ellen dance everyday wearing off yet? I feel like I should be sick of it, but I LOVE it still. Weird? Probably.

the people living in the apartment directly below me have been complaining to the super for months that they have a leak and it's from our apartment, so the maintenance guys have been up here like three different times to try to fix the problem. i guess they still had it and so they sent an outside crew in to re-grout my entire shower....it's ( Read more... )

paul got me a subsription to US Weekly...how happy am I that I can get all the celebrity dirt for free now!!