I got the Puma sweatshirt I wanted from Delia's!! I'm so excited. Paul's sisters got it for me...along wtih Shag on DVD. Can't go wrong with those presents.

kids give me those ferrero rocher chocolates EVERY year by the pound for the holidays, my birthday, valentine's day, end of the year....I DON'T LIKE THEM. Get me some fucking dove dark chocolates and call it a day, bitches.

today someone sent my principal a christmas card with shit in it.....HUMAN FECAL MATTER. sick.....also kinda funny.....but oh so sick.

i wish they still played that mcdonald's commercial they used to play around christmas...the one on the ice rink and the little kid falls behind then Ronald comes along and then the kid's happy again. i loved that commercial and it just doesn't feel like christmas without it. i'm a loser, i know, because i think about it every fucking year. it ( Read more... )

had the annual ps 102 holiday party tonight. the food was off the hook but what a fucking nerd convention. i knew it would be, i just went because the restaurant is good and me and jen could make fun of everyone all night. good times. i had three glasses of wine and then proceeded to try to figure out if my married new AP is gay or not. the ( Read more... )

Dear Santa,

Please bring me a treadmill for Christmas this year. I will love you forever. Thanks!

Love,
Alison

P.S. And some Pure Poison by Christian Dior would be nice, too. :)

I got in my apartment and spilled French Vanilla Latte from D&D all over the place and as I'm wiping it up, a button falls off my jacket. The second one to fall off so now I think I have to sew...I haven't sewn since 8th grade Home Ec. class. This is how my day has been going ( Read more... )

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Oh yeah and THEN during the last period of the day, Valentina asks me to go to the bathroom and she walks out, then walks right back in hysterical crying....I stop my lesson and go to her and she says she slammed her finger in the door and holds it out....now, I know I'm a teacher and I'm supposed to have a very calm reaction to blood and shit so ( Read more... )

Today I go to the Science room to pick my kids up and there is a fucking haze of smoke and it smells like something's burning in there, so I go, "Wow, it's smoky in here." She explains to me that they are doing this weird experiment with candles and wax and sugar and shit. Anyway, we get back upstairs and some of my kids are complaining their " ( Read more... )