I haven't yet posted this year so I am going to write some stuff down ( Read more... )

This is a quality web comic I've been reading. I haven't gotten all the way through this so I don't know if this is up to date or even the real website for it but it starts in 2002ish. Thanks Suzy! Enjoy!

http://www.mnftiu.cc/mnftiu.cc/war.html

Unfortunately, it looks like Jae is off the market for both Jenn B.'s AND Lis F.'s moms. Of IS he!?!?! My milf shake brings ALL the moms to the yard...

I heard on Fox News that theres a war on Christmas going on right now started by liberals and athests. I figured, if anyone would know someone in an organized War on Christmas type movement full of liberals and athests I'd know about it but I couldn't find any. So I decided to start my own. It's called R.E.A.C.T. which stands for Retail ( Read more... )

Okay, so, if you are comming to the party this weekend you might not wanna park on the hill in front of the driveway or in the driveway. Right now it's a thick sheet of ice and I find it difficult to get out in the morning. Park on the street (Hillside Ave) and walk down the slope.

Okay well Jae said my last post was not commanding enough.

1. Bring a wrapped dollar store present to put under the tree or I'll kill you.

2. Dress as a pirate or a ninja or I'll kill you.

Questions?

Happy Kwaanza too, asshole. Okay, so, here's the deal. This weekend there is going to be an optional Dollar Store gift exchange. Buy an item at the dollar store, wrap it and leave it under the pastel purple My Little Pony tree prominently displayed in the living room. Take something you didn't bring and enjoy holiday festivites! Why dollar ( Read more... )

Well, we were trying to not step on anyone else's groove by having our own New Years party but we haven't been invited to any other yet so we are just going to have our own ( Read more... )

We are having a party on December tenth. Sorry for the short notice. The theme, as earlier discussed; A Very Ninja Christmas and a Pirate New Year. I am calling the hot tub repair asshole tomorrow and ask him if he'd like us to pay him and if so he should do some work here. Stupid jerk. Anyways, please bring the usual assortment of party ( Read more... )

I love my box cutter. Every day, I put it in my back pocket and cut stuff all day. When I forget my box cutter I am sad. I reach for my back pocket and clutch at my own ass because it is not there. I like to carry my box cutter even on days that I'm not at work. Sometimes, this makes me carry a box cutter into places where it makes people ( Read more... )