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Feb 28, 2015 23:58

I think there are worse things to like than ranch dressing. I don't use it much, I feel like I grew out of it but it was a big part of what I ate while growing up. Maybe that says something about my family, where I grew up, and what social class I belonged to growing up - but so fucking what? Ok, it wasn't a BIG part of my cuisine growing up but it ( Read more... )

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springheel_jack March 1 2015, 20:26:32 UTC
There was a time when ranch was cool.

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springheel_jack March 1 2015, 20:27:46 UTC
Serously, though, Calvin Trillin writes about it. All the new yorkers in the know sending away for ranch dressing powder. Before it was widely available in bottles.

People just like to hate each other.

I like ranch.

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furious_mold March 2 2015, 11:37:23 UTC
I have to find the piece he wrote!

Yeah, people really do just like to hate each other.

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microbie March 1 2015, 23:31:07 UTC
I like ranch dressing, too.

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furious_mold March 2 2015, 11:37:52 UTC
It has a particular zing!

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ratphooey March 2 2015, 02:06:14 UTC
Ranch is awesome on iceberg! Also as a marinade for chicken - keeps it nice and moist.

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furious_mold March 2 2015, 11:38:46 UTC
It's like iceberg lettuce was waiting for ranch to come along! It's like they're food married.

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latte_nerd March 2 2015, 15:18:56 UTC
i think when you're immersed in "southern white trash" culture you don't pay attention to this/are blissfully ignorant. it wasn't until we talked about it that i even knew there was a stigma attached to loving ranch. i am a hidden valley purist. only the best for this palate! i mean, i make pasta salad with ranch, i bake my qorn chick'n with it - i put it on my hot dogs and mac 'n' cheese! the idea that what i eat makes me some kind of yokel is just another way to pigeonhole or grossly stereotype southerners, i think.

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furious_mold March 3 2015, 01:17:04 UTC
I've encountered judgement of ranch dressing enjoying people since my teen years. A while ago, I had a co-worker who got so angry when he talked about people who like ranch dressing I imagined he probably kept a few of them in a pit in his basement, he was that hateful and judgmental about it. (Really, the guy should be a character in a parody of a crime drama)

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latte_nerd March 3 2015, 01:18:54 UTC

buffalo ranch bill is a dad joke but i had to make it.

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furious_mold March 3 2015, 01:20:04 UTC
That is a fantastic dad joke!

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