Today i ventured on the side of the unknown. i felt like i was lost inside a world i did not belong, i was like a fish out of water. this world that i am speaking of is the world of antique spoons. i was browsing my favorite rummage sale and i spotted the most beautiful rusted spoons rust could take over. i found this amazing spoon that must have ( Read more... )

Today i hammered my toe into the wall. I hammered my toe up the nose of my most favorite sparkely unicorn named, Princess AEOHTOGRWOAG. I also walked across the street to a garage sale where i purchase enough rusty spoons to create an army with. Once I got home I used my 56 foot tongue to lick the rust off of each spoon.