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i'm very proud to welcome a new addition into my unicorn family! allow me to start from the beginning, about 6.39478 months ago i caught two of my unicorns, duchess twinkle sparkle pie and mister walnut elf, doing something strange. i've always thought mister walnut elf was gay and while i was dissappointed i could not breed little walnuts i've ( Read more... )

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I have been pondering the meaning of life for quite sometime now, and I have decided on why we are all sent here. The reason we are all here is to eat bean sprouts and to prance with the unicorns.

So, one day as I was working on the KEYs that would later become SPORK, Solo messages me about how he planned to add some new skins and release JFunk 1.2. I realized then what a golden opportunity this was. I explained to him the concept behind SPORK, and so the two of us joined our abilities to create the ultimate mod power in the galaxy. With ( Read more... )

nothing would please me more than to see David Hasselhoff's beef in this:

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oh my this glorious day. has it been so wonderful? i gazed at the wonderful tie-dyed unicorn t-shirt that hangs in the window of galaxy quest games today, and i rode my bicycle home. once home i was able to indulge in our tradition givingthanks day feast. feast = roadkill (specifically dove) brussel sprouts and carrotted colored moldy whipped cream ( Read more... )

I chucked a deep fried oreo at some british tourist's ASS. it hit her and soon fell to the ground leaving a GREASE STAIN. i have forever changed her opinion of americans.

Today, I was at the movie theatre seeing Shark Tale for my fifteenth time. During the Spongebob preview something sensational happened! As I'm sure you all know the fabulously wonderfully gorgeously hairy David Hassellhoff is in this brilliant upcoming film. Well, while the camera was focused on his enormous sausage during the preview for The ( Read more... )