You could probably accuse me of being drunk right now, but I'd only deny it. And I'd probably get away with it too, if Bolt had some sort of spell-checky thingy ( Read more... )

I'm finally borrowing Fahrenheit 9/11 from my brother. I'm going to put it on before I go to bed, because I know I won't be able to stay awake and everyone will be all like "Have you seen that Micheal Moore film?" and I'll be all like "I started to watch it but I FELL ASLEEP!" Hahahah! Yeah ( Read more... )

I forgot how much I like reading about cool people with more interesting lives than mine.

I was going to bore you all with a really long rant about how the Magnetic Fields are the greatest band ever and that they were worth the ridiculous amount I had to pay to go and that Claudia Gonson is the most charismatic person ever, but I won't. Instead I'll say that I'm really jealous of anybody who still has the show to look forward to, ( Read more... )

Being bitten by pretty girls > being bitten by things that have more legs than pretty girls.

"I don't believe in rules. I'm a fucking anarchist. It's just the way I am". While I don't condone mass slaughter in any way, if somebody was to accidently drop a bomb on the Big Brother house sometime before the next eviction, I'll gladly buy them a drink. Or a car.

I was uploading some music to my computer on Friday and The Worst Thing Ever happened. My hard drive is full. Apparently 7000+ MP3s is a bit too much. I have to delete some. How do I delete some? I don't want to delete some.

( Best joke ever )

Stolen from just about every journal on my friends list, because bandwagons > thinking ( Read more... )

Fun game, and stuff. Feel free to share your scores (although if I hadn't done so well, I probably would have just forgotten about it):


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