today the heat and the sun made me want to throw up, several times. then i thought about stealing a penguin from the central park zoo, but went home empty handed instead.

i was just kidding about the impending doom of having to move out of my apartment by august 1st. although, this little mishap did make me realize that i need to move out to SF for a little while. i know if i stay in NY i will be working just to pay my rent and other bills, when i really should be concerned with applying to grad school and ( Read more... )

the landlord has decided not to renew the lease on our apartment, which means that we have to move out by the end of this month. fuck. fuck. fuck. i think i need to go have a nervous breakdown and figure something out, immediately. i am so sick of moving.

maybe i will be on the west coast a lot sooner than expected?

today was my first 'real' training at Toys in Babeland and we focused on product knowledge. i would just like to say that i now know a lot about: harnesses, dildos, lube, glass/pyrex toys and butt plugs. i think my brain might explode from everything i learned at work. that is, if i don't collapse from exhaustion first. only 7 days of summer ( Read more... )

want to be a marshal at the NYC Dyke March? you get to hold hands with cute girls! all you have to do is attend one training on June 18th from 1-3pm at WOW (59 East 4th st. between 2nd ave and Bowery ( Read more... )

mimi transcribed a interview that she recorded of me talking about gender, among other things. after looking over what she typed up both of us noticed that i say the word "like" every 5 seconds. this needs to stop! maybe it was because i was nervous? things i need to do: avoid pronouncing words with a new york or long island accent, and stop saying ( Read more... )

this is a list of not-so-exciting things to anyone but me ( Read more... )

today while i was eating cherry fun-dip and working on my paper on sixteenth-century poetry, mimi turns around and looks at me and says: "you're like a 5 year old boy who likes literature ( Read more... )

there are a lot of boys staying at my house and they are loud and very smelly.

at the graduation commencement yesterday one of the speakers at the end of her speech said: "as of today, you are all now proof of Purchase!"