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To the Graduationg Class of 2012
Mr. Belding stared out of his window, toward the cool July morning. He let his gaze wander around lazily until his eyes settled upon the vast grass field laden with dew, where the lacrosse and XFL team usually practiced; the season for both the teams had already ended. The field was worn and battlescared from countless games and practices this ( Read more... ) -
Writer's Block: *blushes*
I'd have to say "Nice shirt" though "Nice hat, fag" is up there. -
I Ran Over a Rabbit's Hind Legs Tonight
I am the worst kind of monster ( Read more... ) -
DeadJournal
My feet are cold
My bones feel old
Toes are numb
My brain feels dumb
Damn you school, you're killing me. -
Polish Sausage
I don't eat them.
On to business though, I think the air here is poison, kinda like smoking a cigarette, but more like perpetual second hand-smoke. My lungs are on fire, and my eyes are red and hopefully the Crips will not take offense. Also, too many kids skateboard now, it was cool when only three kids on my block skateboarded, now everyone and ( Read more... ) -
Polish my .45
Living in the ghetto will destroy me -
Banquo's Ghost and Goblins
Yeah, so today I woke up to my daily ninja attack, and dispatched them all with ease, except for the last ninja to whom I gave my daily "Tell the rest I'm coming..." jive, but not before breaking his left arm inward Steven Seagal style. After I took a shower in a volcano, and went back in time to get a Pterodactyl egg for breakfast ( Read more... ) -
You can look
It's okay, I don't have friends.
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Automaton
Bzzt! Psst! Hiss! The motors of the mechanical man began to whir and sputter on the cold iron table.A disembodied voice could spoke softly "All Functions Operational" As the metal being rose from the cold hard rusting table, it noticed the chains that bound it like Prometheus. He quickly dispatched his bonds, and child-like tried to walk. He knew ( Read more... ) -
He-HEHEHE
I keep imaging a guy with a mustache and a gruff voice and a heart of gold going HEHEHEHE right now. No idea, but it's weird, and interesting and I think I should run with it ( Read more... )