Dear Cats

Fuck both of you

Shut the fuck up

Just shut up

Forgot I had Jury duty today. I remembered around 2, not leaving any time to sleep. So I'm driving to Brockton full of nothing but energy drinks and rage.

They are so fucking guilty.

I plan on playing super mario, the whole time. My DS has finally come in handy.

So, here's how it works ( Read more... )

I forgot how horrible I am at essays. The conclusion paragraph of my crusades paper ( Read more... )

( New Hairs, and Jacket. )

Cut 10 inches of my hair. Donating it to the Locks for Love foundation.

I like the change.

Change is good.

I found all my Pogs today, from back when I was 9.

Therefore I don't need friends anymore, sorry guys.

Unless of course your coming over and playin' for keeps.
(Nobody gets my OJ Simpson Trial Slammer though....nobody.)

( Yea, this too )

Cops got nothin' on me.

Got pulled over twice tonight for speeding, and they both totally wussed out and gave me warnings. That makes about 7 written warnings.

Eff yea.

Oh yea, I shaved my moustache.

I accomplished more yesterday than I have all year. It was the greatest day ever. Like living an entirely new life for exactly 24 hours ( Read more... )