I think bums are actually Wizards, who are out of jobs because nobody believes in magic anymore.

Just throwin' that out there.

I'm moving in three days ( Read more... )

My life is like a rad movie.

I need to condense into an hour and twenty minute time slot and make it.

Y'all are the greatest!

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Merry Christmas and/or Hanukkah and/or Kwanza

...Merry Whatnots

Hope you have the time of your life.

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I bought a synthesizer 2 days ago.

Expect my solo project, David Vs. The Future, to hit the airwaves this spring.

I think that Sean Connery, Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton, and Pierce Brosnan should all start a band.

And call it 4 non-bonds

I just shaved the top of my head.

Gallagher costume: COMPLETE!

A lot of homeless guys look like wizards.

Job security for wizards is important.