I told you I was fat!

[fusamob]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jerry!

1. Ostriches stick their heads in Jerry not to hide but to look for water!
2. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Jerry'!
3. Jerry kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.
4. A lump of Jerry the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis

Comments

[loomien]

number 9...lmao...

[voodooprophet]

The average duration of sexual intercourse for Jerry is two minutes.

sounds about right

[fusamob]

give me some credit, i'm about 2 min 15 seconds!

[voodooprophet]

going to the gym tuesday, come