i met a pretty girl the other day. she is much fun.

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I don't believe in religon ( Read more... )

Have you ever ordered a ham sandwich? And the guy at the next table orders a turkey sandwich? So the guy at the next table gets your ham, and the waitress comes over and brings you three throbbing cocks between gay bread ( Read more... )

Hi

I stole Shelly's shoe.
Then I found five dollars.

End.

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I've found recently that most of my life for the past year or so has been directly involved in ass. Actually, I think that life itself is all about ass and its many facets. I've either found myself trying to cover it, laughing it off with some friends (best workout i think), kickin' it (when need be), kissing it (rarely). I'm getting sick of ( Read more... )

Kinda felt that my old lj had long ago died... so, instead of trying that again, I figured that I'd just up and start over. hell, why not ( Read more... )