Right now the boy is content sticking his ENTIRE ARM down my mother-in-law's shirt front. He and his sister occasionally pull my shirt up to get my apparently fascinating belly button but it's lovely to know he, at least, will move up to the big leagues at some point.
In other news I have finished most of the first section of the three you sent me. So. Much. Rewriting. And new material that is hopefully a little better from the get go than what I sent last time. Rufus apparently speaks loudly on train rides. XD
*wince* I clearly recall the 'Public Boobage Groping' stage my boy went through. He didn't limit his explorations to immediate family members, unfortunately.
I'm sure you can imagine the scenario as I attempted to explain his Hugh Hefner-esque testing for firmness to a Highly Affronted maiden great-aunt.
On the other hand, I have terrific blackmail material for when he reproduces himself. *schemes*
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Just you wait. My lovely sprog, when only slightly older than yours is now, whipped up my nightgown and bellowed, 'Mommy no got penis!!!!'
Wear pyjamas. For the next ten years. Don't say you weren't warned.
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In other news I have finished most of the first section of the three you sent me. So. Much. Rewriting. And new material that is hopefully a little better from the get go than what I sent last time. Rufus apparently speaks loudly on train rides. XD
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I'm sure you can imagine the scenario as I attempted to explain his Hugh Hefner-esque testing for firmness to a Highly Affronted maiden great-aunt.
On the other hand, I have terrific blackmail material for when he reproduces himself. *schemes*
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