Researcher Links Obesity, Food Portions

[futilitarian_]

CHAMPAIGN, Ill. - With self-refilling bowls of soup and jumbo buckets of stale popcorn, professor Brian Wansink has identified one culprit for U.S. obesity: excessive food portions.Man, I wish I had thought of that. Glad to see my tax dollars are going to research projects such as this one

Comments

[hypokineticman]

that's like the study that proved little children fall off of bicycles because of...*drumroll.*...an underdeveloped sense of balance.

[futilitarian_]

Haha that must've been a doozy...

[discodv8]

brian. what a fucking genius.

[hypokineticman]

your icon still makes me tug my collar and say "yllll"

[futilitarian_]

DONT BE SUCH A PHOB!!!!!!!!!!!1111

GASIAN PWIDE AWARENESS!!!!

[velocity_shift]

Overeating causes obesity?

No way, that's unbelievable!

Damn, the next thing you'll be telling me is that our economy is going to shit due to scientists squandering money on useless studies.

[cryz]

... Excuse me I have some hunting to do. -Kills Brian-