May 23, 2005 WASHINGTON, DC (AP) _ Congress approved ( Read more... )

Before I get this entry off to a kick I'd like to take a moment of silence to respect the death of blues guitarist Stevie Ray Vaughn. He died 3652 days ago and I think it's appropriate that the world remembers the great contributions he brought to the world of blues. Even though black musicians may have created the blues, ya gotta admit, white ( Read more... )

Sources close to me have provided insider information that yet another Freddy Krueger movie will be appearing in theaters within the next 3 months, marking the 70th edition in as many years. These sources have revealed that this edition will be entirely different than the previous incarnations due to a splash of new character development. And by ( Read more... )

I, like far too many of the American public, made the mistake of watching "Catwoman", starring Halle "I'm black only when it's convenient" Berry. While it's great watching her in sexy outfits coughing up hairballs and playing with yarn, the movie had a story line destined for the litter box. But it got me thinking--why don't I make my own superhero ( Read more... )

As many of my loyal fan base have come to realize over time, it's a rarity for myself to discuss what happens in my daily life. This type of entry may suit you typical LJers who have no regard for the enjoyment of others reading your journal, but it irks me in a way to which I can not describe. But every so often something happens to me, something ( Read more... )

There are some things I will never understand about men and women collectively. Recently I saw a commercial with a relatively common predicament. Two women in the grocery store shopping for tampons. Seen it a million times. From here you can pretty much guess what happens. One woman looks to the other and says, "You're buying those?" and the other ( Read more... )

You're probably surprised to see this username grace your friends page. After all, I haven't updated in about two months. But don't think that because I've neglected you people I don't care. I do, Really. The real reason I have been incognito is due to some unexpected offers in advertising. Before long you may see your friends page littered with ( Read more... )

It's been a long time since I've written in this journal. Rather than dedicate my time toward long, drawn-out conspiracy theories involving baseball or barbies, I've decided to just bullet a few things I've been contemplating lately. I can guarantee you will enjoy this entry, perhaps not for the written content, but for "other" portions of this ( Read more... )

The crack of the bat, the sound of mucus gliding through the air only to clang against the scorching blacktop and the taste of stale Cracker Jack nestled between your teeth can only mean one thing: run-on sentences...And that you've been temporarily distracted from that pigeon ten yards up on the bleachers attempting to shit directly onto your ( Read more... )

So I've been pretty sick as of late and I decided to watch some movies to pass the time. I always remembered people having very heated discussions about the Tom Hanks epic, Castaway. Since I hadn't yet seen the movie, I figured now is as good a time as ever to watch it, right? Right. As you probably have gathered by now, it's a pretty mediocre ( Read more... )