You're not Dreaming

[futilitarian_]

Sources close to me have provided insider information that yet another Freddy Krueger movie will be appearing in theaters within the next 3 months, marking the 70th edition in as many years. These sources have revealed that this edition will be entirely different than the previous incarnations due to a splash of new character development. And by

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[spencer_mato]

If that were true, I would cry. Long, and hard. No one can be Freddy except Robert Englund(sp?).

[futilitarian_]

In the future I also believe Leprocy will be a big box office draw.

[spencer_mato]

Yeah, nothing is more awesome then "Lepers in 3d". When they reach out toward the audience people move to the side so they don't get it. Plus, limbs falling off randomly is sexy as hell.

[discodv8]

i had a nightmare about freddy kreuger the other night. but after reading this, i think it could have been seal in that tree outfit.

[7231988]

wow you are one gay mother fucker...and for the record anime is cool and you are not...mother fucker

[futilitarian_]

Come clean and just be honest: You jerk off to pixels on a screen.

It's alright, there's a ton of gaysians like yourself that do the same thing.

In fact, I work at compusa, which is a Spanish term for, "Overpriced electronics sold to you by socially inept zit-faces, who solitary masturbate to colored pixels and corny Japanese techno."

Since this seems to be right up your alley, I could perhaps hook you up with a job.

Now, for your personal enjoyment, though I was a tad bit hurt by your comment, I have enclosed a spicy picture, although I regrettably did not find a tissue for you to "snot rocket" into.

[7231988]

First off not only are you one gay mother fucker...you are also a dumb ignorant bastard. Anime in its literal translation means "animation" which you believe all anime is cartoon porn, when in fact you are referring to "hentai". Anime is the same as american cartoons only better and drawn in a different style...So the next time you go out and find a picture for your livejournal name make sure you get it right....you dumb fuck

[futilitarian_]

OK i couldn't find any Sailor Moon n00dz but I'll keep looking because I feel we're really developing a sort of bond that can only be attained through a phone jack and a keyboard. And it's not everyday you find that sort of thing.

Wanna be e-friends?

But I only have one condition: That you cut down the number of expletives, this is, after all, a family-oriented journal.

[thegodofwar]

Oh come on!!!

Kelly Rowland HAD to have gotten the black community into the last one!!!

Shit I'm white and I watched it solely based on her appearance in the film.

Which also explains me looking around and feeling awkward at "How Stella got her groove back"

[futilitarian_]

What about the movie Waiting to Inhale, starring Whitney Houston, Bobby Brown, Method Man and Redman?

It won an Oscar.