EPIC ENTRY

[futilitarian_]

It's been a long time since I've written in this journal. Rather than dedicate my time toward long, drawn-out conspiracy theories involving baseball or barbies, I've decided to just bullet a few things I've been contemplating lately. I can guarantee you will enjoy this entry, perhaps not for the written content, but for "other" portions of this

Comments

[hypokineticman]

[futilitarian_]

Clinton would hit anything with a vagina.

[slickersdrips]

looks like yustina got a few razor bumps..ouch. careful, girl!

[futilitarian_]

Fuck everything--We're doing five blades!!!

[whenbroken]

you can trust NO ONE with nudey pictures.
believe me, i know.
yustina is dumb.
and has a wart on her giner.
how old are you?

[futilitarian_]

Is there something you'd like to share with the rest of us? Namely me?

In dog years I'm like 50 something.

Human years is a bit less concrete. Let's just say between the ages of 12 and 40.

[whenbroken]

TELL ME HOW OLD YOU ARE!!!!
you dirty, dirty slut.

[futilitarian_]

Well by now you've gathered I'm in high school. Which narrows down our search to 14-18.

Guess again so I can make someone I don't know on the internet really aggravated.

Seriously, it's funny. Ask.

[captainhaddock]

Dude, your mom got hot since I last slept with her. I should call that shit again.

[futilitarian_]

Oh the "your mom" joke. Glad you're catching these things at the height of their popularity.

Really, that was good.

[captainhaddock]

Could've been worse. Could've used a Rick James, Bitch reference.

[futilitarian_]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat????!!!!!!!!!!

Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!

Has that one come full circle yet?

Or no, no, I've got it.

"I'm Wayne Brady, bitch!"

[inkandpaint]

Yeah Yeah Yustina!

Hey, if the whole high school thing doesn't work out, I'm sure Yustina could find work elsewhere real fast.