THIS IS A REALLY LONG ENTRY. HELL, EVEN THE SUBJECT IS LONG.

[futilitarian_]

Before I get this entry off to a kick I'd like to take a moment of silence to respect the death of blues guitarist Stevie Ray Vaughn. He died 3652 days ago and I think it's appropriate that the world remembers the great contributions he brought to the world of blues. Even though black musicians may have created the blues, ya gotta admit, white

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[thegodofwar]

Jesus would drive the Snoop DeVille. Because like any other man out there, he wants to be as pimpadelic as possible.

As per AvP the movie, I personally felt AvP the game was a far better entry and that buddy who directed that film (and seems to have the lock on video games turned movies) really needs to quit while he's ahead or at least go all out while sticking to the fundamentals.

I was annoyed with the PG-13 rating. Sure young kids play these types of games, I know that, you know that. But are we really that dumb to be like "Well technically a 13 year old can't buy a game meant for a 17 year old but he DAMN WELL won't be able to get into a movie for a 17 year old, so we best knock that down a bit for him to get in."

Fuck that.

[futilitarian_]

No, you're wrong. All the facts add up, he'd drive a cab.

As far as AvP goes, how is that game? I've seen commercials which at least seem to have a general plot.

You know the whole--this game sucks-how-many-times-can-I-click-"reset"-before-I-short circuit-my TV--sorta plot.

I think I developed double vision after that bout with hyphens.

[thegodofwar]

AvP on the puter (including the sequel) is by far one of the most under-rated first person shooters out there. There are times when it feels as if the game is 3 games in one because you get to play as a marine, which is your standard FPS with standard weapons and all that, an alien crawling on walls and trying to be sneaky, which is sorta like a "thief" type game, and as the predator which is like playing a high powered sniper.

And the stories overlap, which is always fun as well. Lots of intermixing between them, you get to see points from the other character's point of view, such as if you play a marine you get to see the predator in a giant test tube whereas if you play the predator you get to BE in that giant test tube briefly as a marine comes up and looks at you. Lots of "Hey! I remember doing this as the other guy!" parts as well. Sorta feels a little Kevin Smithesque with the references and whatnot.

[futilitarian_]

But can you fuck hot black chicks?

[gfonk]

Jesus has come back and is an abortion doctor in Carson City, NV.

[futilitarian_]

Is that a Nip/Tuck joke?

Cuz that show sucks.

[gfonk]

No, it was prophecy.

ANND OMGZ THAT SHO RULZ

[discodv8]

jesus would drive uncle jacks campbells soup truck cos he's jesus.

water into wine, fish into hamburgers, toy cars into real ones and coleslaw.

[futilitarian_]

Coleslaw?

Doesn't make sense to me, please explain.

[discodv8]

i can't explain why our lord jesus likes coleslaw. he just does.

[moyru]

Happy Birthday!
I would have called but I figured you'd be busy partying.
Hope you had a fun time.

[futilitarian_]

Thanks, it was pretty cool. Except for the speeding ticket.

I didn't even think it was possible to speed in New York City.

[moyru]

That's crazy.

[yes_i_said_yes]

That abortion picture is the most disturbing thing I've seen all morning.

And happy birthday!

[futilitarian_]

Abortions are natural, there's nothing wrong with experiencing human nature in its rawest, deadest form.

And thanks!