Flock of Seagulls

[futilitarian_]

As many of my loyal fan base have come to realize over time, it's a rarity for myself to discuss what happens in my daily life. This type of entry may suit you typical LJers who have no regard for the enjoyment of others reading your journal, but it irks me in a way to which I can not describe. But every so often something happens to me, something

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[enickmatic]

When I was down at the beach last weekend a jellyfish somehow wound up in my bathing suit. I threw it at my cousin, but while it was in there it felt like absolute shit. I mean, sure, it was kind of sexy to feel that gooey glob stinging my nether region left and right, but the fact that I couldn't actually fuck the thing without breaking through it sort of ruined the moment. Besides, my cousin's face after being hit in the face with a crotch-jelly was priceless.

So I empathize.

[futilitarian_]

Don't jellyfish sorta feel like implants?

Seriously.

But I'll give you credit, it's tough to top a story using such phraseology as "Crotch-jelly".

[enickmatic]

They do, but I think implants with stinging features could be the first step towards finally eliminating the threat of rape. Let's hope they never invent them.

[futilitarian_]

Why would we ever want to eliminate the threat of rape? I mean, women in the workplace is bad enough, don't take away our livlihood.

[futilitarian_]

Sure, thanks for reminding me how much I like hentai porn.

I needed it.

[beginswith_e]

"the best things in life were free" part was hilarious.

[futilitarian_]

Only the best for asian girls with big booties.

[beginswith_e]

hahaha

[moyru]

If you have alkaseltzers, give em to the seagulls. ^_^

[futilitarian_]

If I had any respect for those anally retentive cock-mongrels nationally known as "PETA" I'd send 'em a fax testifying what you plan to do to intellectually stifled birds.

Good thing I don't respect 'em, eh raver girl?

[moyru]

^_^

[inkandpaint]

I was at the beach with my cousin a few years ago. We were building a sandcastle (okay, maybe a few more than a few years ago, but I digress) when something similar rained down from the heavens. I thought it was mustard. It wasn't.

[futilitarian_]

Mayo?