Flock of Seagulls

[futilitarian_]

As many of my loyal fan base have come to realize over time, it's a rarity for myself to discuss what happens in my daily life. This type of entry may suit you typical LJers who have no regard for the enjoyment of others reading your journal, but it irks me in a way to which I can not describe. But every so often something happens to me, something

Comments

[futilitarian_]

You must be lying.

I need evidence because this is really disapointing.

[futilitarian_]

band-aid is different from Band-AIDS.

You gave me a real scare there.

[enickmatic]

Wait!

Cancer isn't free!

You pay for it with your life!

[futilitarian_]

Yeah but we all know, throughout the thousands of years of humanity that human lives are expendable and therefore, free.

So either way you look at it, I'm right. Assuming we disclude slavery.

Yeah.

[shallowsheila]

im free this friday. im pretty sure im better than cancer.

(i apologize for my tardiness in responding)

[futilitarian_]

Well since you brought it up, can you spread to the genitals, like cancer? That would be awesome. Friday you say? Perfect!

And no need to apologize for tardiness.