You got Lesko'd

[futilitarian_]

I, like far too many of the American public, made the mistake of watching "Catwoman", starring Halle "I'm black only when it's convenient" Berry. While it's great watching her in sexy outfits coughing up hairballs and playing with yarn, the movie had a story line destined for the litter box. But it got me thinking--why don't I make my own superhero

Comments

[missarrow]

you made me snort my ovaltine.

[futilitarian_]

I thought Parmalat was the only powdered milk.

[pdanielson]

Hey, you're still alive!

[missarrow]

...and kickin'.

[moyru]

You should so go for it.
I'd buy tickets.
Yes.
I like the way you put things.
It's very coolness.

[belindashort]

Funniest thing you have written yet... =)

[spencer_mato]

You made my brain hurt.

[enickmatic]

No, bitch, huffing glue made your brain hurt.

[futilitarian_]

What exactly made your brain hurt; the prospects of Matthew Lesko being a villain or you having to read so much in such little time?

[enickmatic]

Best entry ever.

[futilitarian_]

Even better than yours?

[enickmatic]

I'd motion yes, but there are a dozen or so e-bitches in my harem that would probably disagree. But their votes don't count, since they're women.