The Sacrifices I make for you People

[futilitarian_]

You're probably surprised to see this username grace your friends page. After all, I haven't updated in about two months. But don't think that because I've neglected you people I don't care. I do, Really. The real reason I have been incognito is due to some unexpected offers in advertising. Before long you may see your friends page littered with

Comments

[finesunshine]

My pretentious bastard is back!! I could just kiss you!

[futilitarian_]

Yeah but first I'd need assurances that your vagina glowed in the dark.

[finesunshine]

I need to wait until nightfall to be sure!

[missarrow]

Good to see you!

[futilitarian_]

Yeah I should have followed up my hiatus with an awesome mind-blowing entry. Instead, it's a rant about license plates.

It's kinda like every Michael Jackson comeback. Extraordinarily pathetic, yet oddly alluring.

I'll work on it. Good to see you too! (if this constitutes seeing)

[missarrow]

yah!

hey we're doing random review off-site now...let me know if you ever have time or are interested. :)

[futilitarian_]

Yeah as soon as school is over i'll have some spare time.

[captainhaddock]

We're the garden state, and I don't even think I need to make a comment about that.

[whenbroken]

this is a bad comeback to the LJ world.
i'm disappointed in you.

[futilitarian_]

Shouldn't you be out sucking Harry Potter's wand instead of commenting on my posts?

Besides, I already said it sucked before you said it sucked.

So there.

[pdanielson]

Yeah, the 70 percent of Oregon nobody pays attention to until election time rolls around.