Why is there a crumpled up newspaper full of uneaten candy in my bathroom trash? I mean I get someone wants to throw it out, but why did it makes its way into the bathroom? I don't understand my family, I really don't ( Read more... )

Apparently if one says, "excuse me," it means you can then just push your way through (because you're POLITELY pushing your way through) I am quite sure the next step would be they would have asked to borrow my wallet and then robbed me (again ok because they DID ask) I freaking hate the casino...

Turned on Goblet of Fire just in time to see Cedric die. Possibly one of my favorite parts in the series. Another was from the latest movie, but I won't spoil for those who are yet to see it.

There's a serving of fruit in an appletini, right?

Matt and I agreed yesterday that we both don't like poetry. It's nice to find another thing in common since there is so much we -don't- have the same views on. That said, I need to go lay very still again. Too much Olive Garden. I don't even want to think about when I'll be eating the leftovers that came home with me...

( who ya gonna call? )

and it wasn't even that bad! Good going Lizzie McGuire ( Read more... )

I fail to see why I just paid tax on the ravioli I bought for my brother and I to eat for dinner, because it's not a "necessary" foodstuff, yet I did not pay tax on the 10 pairs of underwear I bought an hour before that. Who the heck NEEDS 10 pairs of underwear?? I only bought them because it was the same price to buy 4 or buy 10. For serious,

Happy Puppy Bowl VII everyone! As per usual, everyone else in the house is watching football and I am watching puppies. Who is the loser in all this? Well obviously the Steelers, because they have one strike against them not being cute puppies and another strike because they are not related to delicious delicious cheese like the other team.

I would buy this and listen to it daily. It really makes me wonder what I'm missing by not having a Twitter myself.

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