Day three.

[futurebardock]

Dear Diary,

Whoever said war is hell wasn't fooling. For three days we've been trying to conquer the orange fortress and capture their flag with no success. Many plans have been tried and all have failed. We are holding our own.

On the good side of things, the orange team has not managed to capture the green flag, thanks to the efforts of all

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[supreme_kai]

Are the snowball fights getting to you....?

[futurebardock]

Well, you know what they say... war is hell. I'm doing my best to get by, but it isn't easy...

[kiamarrie]

Son, do you need to lay down for awhile?

[futurebardock]

Oh sure, let me rest... let my gaurd down, so those Orange bastards can overrun us?

There will be time to sleep when the war is over... until then, a good soldier never sleeps!

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[kiamarrie]

Sure, Son.

[gotens]

*Backs away from you slowly*

[futurebardock]

That's right, Goten. War can make a man do CRAZY things. You never know when someone, even the Flamingo King might turn against you. You're smart to stay away.

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[gotens]

Not to mention you're the ENEMY!

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[futurebardock]

That's right, buddy. Prepare to bow to me tomorrow when you lose!

[piper_g]

Psst... artillery intelligence has found a way to soften the snow enough to enable us to put our *top secret plan* into effect. Coupled with your cunning strategy to make the enemy think you're a looney I think this could very well give us the upper hand. Meet me at 1900 hours at the North Pole and we shall discuss this further.

[futurebardock]

Cunning strategy? Oh uh, yeah, that's what it was all right. *nods* All right, I'll meet you at 1900 hours!

PS: I have the "goods." Ten bags of very pretty foil covered Kisses... no one can resist them!

[namek_piccolo]

...

If you went through training underneath me, snow would be the least of your problems.

[futurebardock]

But if I underwent training with you, I'd be training with someone weaker now, wouldn't I?