Rule #1--You must never use your directional signal, unless you intend to simply leave it on while driving straight down the interstate and have no actual intent on turning.

Rule #2--Set cruise control for between 10 miles below, or 10 miles above the speed limit.  There is no in between option.

Rule #3--Stay in  your lane.  No matter what.  Even if ( Read more... )

 Ten things I have learned in less than 24 hours from the Facebook cult:

1. People on Facebook do not sleep.  They draw their energy directly from their new lord, Satan who uses  his dark powers to find people from your past. 
2. Anyone can get married, simply by throwing standards out the window.
3. Anyone can have a baby, simply by throwing standards out ( Read more... )

 I got a call from Justin today that Cooper passed away after struggling with an immune defficiency problem for a while.

He was such a little lover--always snuggling up.  I called him Cuddle Pie.

When Justin and I separated he took Coopy, and I took Baxter.  They got to see each other before I moved down here.


Cooper
4/19/06 - 1/31/09

I love ya ( Read more... )

 I feel obliged to write something for many reasons--1) I have walking pneumonia and nothing better to do, 2) its been forever since I've updated anything, and 3) its my last day on earth.

Whoops, last day on earth as a 31 year old.  I've had a problem with specificity lately.

Walking pneumonia is really a misnomer.  Just because I'm not in the ( Read more... )

Flying home to Wisconsin in a few hours--that is if the weather cooperates.  They are under a snow warning all day until midnight.

Ugh.  Why can't they all just move down here already???? 

 What an amazing weekend.  It was one of those weekend where time really seemed to stop, and at 4pm on Sunday felt like I had been away from the house for a week.

Friday night headed over to Asheville--didnt get to see much of it cuz it was dark and fuggin freezing!  Saturday bummed around a bit, then headed to the Biltmore Estate.  Had an amazing ( Read more... )

The madness shared by two.

It's always familiar, but different.  Always evolving.

Detox just to retox.

I really wonder if I will ever not like an album by them.  It's so tiger beat, but I fuggin love it.

Fall Out Boy's new CD drops tomorrow.

Thank god its already tomorrow somewhere else. 

 I got an unexpected UPS package yesterday--Mom had sent my aluminum tree down from Milwaukee,  knowing that I had nothing Christmas-y down here.

How awesome.

 Happy Thanksgiving '09.

A lot has changed in a year...hell, a lot has changed in a month.

Thanks to all my friends--some who are nearer now, others farther.  I am thankful for all of you, and blessed to have ya.

I really ate too much.