i was just wondering, HOW DO I SHOT WEB

[fuzzybug]

Dude, the last ten minutes of my life sucked. I went outside to turn on the sprinklers and check the mail, and I tried to open the door and of course it was locked. I went over to the side gate, and of course it was locked. This wouldn't normally be a really bad thing, but I've been sick for a couple of days and my muscles and joints are all weak

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[teleputty]

awwwww. mah poor behbeh.

[teleputty]

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT I JUST REALIZED THAT WAS MY FAULT BECAUSE I TOLD YOU TO LOCK THE DOOR LAST NIGHT

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

i'm sorry, seriously, but

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

[fuzzybug]

this did not go unnoticed, trust me.

you shall be dealt with in due time, make no mistake.