first off, let me say i used to be a whiny bitch on this shit ( Read more... )

so yeah.
i can't get sky.
i can't get chelsea.
i can't get jessica.
wow.
strike three.
and i'm out.

i wonder what cock tastes like....

just kidding, i'm not gonna be gay. i think. :-P

MAMMA YE YE (pronounce "yay yay") TAKE ALL YOUR CALLS!

yeah. that's right bitches. i think i'm back.

Dude. I just woke up. I realize I don't update anymore.

Fuck you.

(.Y.)<--- Titties ( Read more... )

BOO!!!

At the library with Megan. TOTALLY FRIGGIN AWESOME! I've learned one thing about Megan... she isn't the brightest crayon in the box when it comes too Pre-Cal Honors work ( Read more... )

Hey ya'll. Today was... weird, to say the least ( Read more... )

*Extreme laughter for about 30 minutes*

Cameron: Oh, Master Jacob, you are a very funny lady!
Me: Wait, I'm a lady? And was that supposed to be racist?
Cameron: Oh no Master Jacob, that there wasn't no racism.
Me: Now you're just being ingnit.
Cameron: Oh, and who's the bastard that just used "ingnit".
Cameron: ... Fucker...

Cameron: Hold on a minute.
Jacob: Oh, who is it?
Cameron: Maria Bamford.
Jacob: MARIA BAMFORD IS CALLLING YOU?!?!?!
...
...
Cameron: ...She's on the t.v.
Jacob: Oh, cuz you're not cool like that, are you?

Oh yea. I forgot one major detail about why I'm happy.

FRISBY IS BACK FROM CALI! WOOT WOOT!