Greetings From...

[fuzzythinkin]

Seattle, WA.

http://www.angelcityoutcasts.com click on 'shows' and see if we're coming to your town, then call me and we'll hang out

i miss everyone however i miss one person in paticular and they don't even know i'm gone..

NEXT?
eugene OR

Comments

[uulover]

hey! awesome!

I hope you are having a great time!

[burnforme]

jesus dan, do you WANT your wang to fall off? because youre so asking for it. everyone knows that girls who let roadies stick it in have a vast number of penis-removing diseases. youre just a big walking target. a target that says "make my dong fall off. because youre a dirty skank."

have fun!

ooooh bring me back an adolescents shirt, adult small/medium. and a signed cd or other autographed piece of merchandise, please.

but not your detached wang. i dont want that. even if its signed by the adolescents.

[fuzzythinkin]

they have a bunch of shirts... do you want a girly-type one or like a regular, album 'i listen to the adolecents' type?

-dan

p.s. i haven't slept with anyone on this tour yet... but its tough.. merch guy is like at the top of the groupie heigherarchy

[burnforme]

yeah im sure youre beating the women off with sticks.

im usually too fat for the girly kind so just hook me up with the normal ones. unless they have spaghetti straps, then get an x-large. word. thank you dan devorkin.

[fuzzythinkin]

okokok pink or black what size... in like regular adult sizes..

oh yeah do you want the new album? or the old one? vynl?>

doaijhsod

[buttahbean]

Dan...

I didn't know you were gone. I know you miss me, but damn... make an Lj post about it why don't you.

Big sissy.

Love!
*Christine

LIZ + ALLIE ARE OPPORTUNISTIC BITCHES

[yahooeekablooee]

dan, I am very jealous. I didn't even know that you liked Adolescents? I heard the new album sucks...say it ain't so?

Also, I wanna t-shirt...please?! Girly ones are hella lame. I want a big manly one that emphasizes the testosterone coursing through my veins. A BIG MANLY small, if possible. See if you can get a band member to collect their earwax in a little box throughout the tour. If possible, film yourself asking the guys to do it.

p.s. Amsterdam is the strangest place ever. Want something?
p.p.s it would totally suck if your dick fell off because then you'd have to pee with some sort of plastic tube/bag combination, and it would be totally gross to carry around a piss bag. Unless you're into that sort of thing.

Re: LIZ + ALLIE ARE OPPORTUNISTIC BITCHES

[fuzzythinkin]

some hash? i don't mind smoking drugs that have been in your underwear its cool....

-dd

Re: LIZ + ALLIE ARE OPPORTUNISTIC BITCHES

[yahooeekablooee]

well, okay.

but if I end up rotting in a foreign jail I am totally blaming you.