Into love and out again,
Thus I went and thus I go.
Spare your voice, and hold your pen:
Well and bitterly I know
All the songs were ever sung,
All the words were ever said;
Could it be, when I was young,
Someone dropped me on my head?
--Dorothy Parker

"Enough to melt all the tigers in the world to butter," I said ( Read more... )

 The girl sitting next to me in the Pima Computer Lab is PAINTING HER NAILS.

I'm caught between being amused and wanting to slap her and stuff the brush up her nose.

The dichotomy of my soul amazes me.

I really hate compliments. They sting far more than insults ever do, and I generally act like a giant frosty bitch whenever someone attempts to say something nice about me. I think it might have something to do with my childhood, because my brother is just as uncomfortable with compliments as I am ( Read more... )

So here we go. My resolutions for this year are as follows ( Read more... )

I've been feeling really weak and sickly lately, and I thought it was part of my weird flu thing ( Read more... )

I might be lactose intolerant. I seem to be able to eat small amounts of milk and cheese, but last night I ate some ice cream and my gut has liquified.

I know. TMI.

Ugh, I love ice cream.

 I cancelled my plans tonight in order to work on the incest story, but another piece just keeps jumping around my brain and distracting me.

Perhaps I'll just spend the evening drinking cheap beer and feeding my addiction to Pollo Feliz tacos.(Mmmm)

How did y'all spend your Saturday night?

Well, I spent mine watching the two Mormon kids, Karrie and Brayden.

Overnight. From 1 in the afternoon yesterday to 11 this morning.

General thought?

I reaffirm my pledge to never have children. Ever.

I only get near them when someone pays me.

Last night I had to sit and listen to one of my fellow classmates go ON AND ON about how she felt that women who had sex too soon with men were slutty ( Read more... )