irony in a toilet seat

[fyrdyke]

so here i am stressing the fuck out because i'm dumb enough to be living paycheck to paycheck at 32 and my parents have a $800 toilet seat. the damn thing does about everything but wipe for you. it hoses you off, front and back. it's heated. it deodorizes

Comments

[snowsuitsrock]

that's one fucking creepy sounding toilet seat...

[fyrdyke]

dude it's uber freaky.

sometimes my dad's gadget fetish is over the top. the house is wired for sound and light and all on auto remote shit.

now the toilet seat? is there nothing sacred?!?!

[snowsuitsrock]

"hoses you off"?!? erm... nothing should get that close to your ass that you can't control.

how are you doing, love?

[fyrdyke]

i'm doing well. life is a little overwhelming, but love is treating me great.

how are you?