Whoever said that stitches were cool, and made it easy to pick up chicks...was lying. I've had 15 stitches for 2 days now, and all i get is people starting at me like i grew a second head. Black eyes suck too. It's very disconcerting to not be able to open one eye up all the way.

I've been thinking about things alot lately and i've come to a moral dilemma ( Read more... )

So tonight at work, i encountered a lady who spent over an hour driving around looking for a helium balloon for her 5yr old daughter who's birthday is tomorrow. She was very stressed out. I offered her a few of our balloons for her and she's like nah...and then paused for a minute. She says to me, "wait you have helium?" I said i have a huge ( Read more... )

Kid: who he ha ha he
Me: you sound like a monkey
Kid: NO! I'm William.
Me: *laugh*

Said by William White (my roommate's 4yr old son)

[08:29pm] [Azrayel] [14:03] (JarJar`) ya know...only losers pick theme songs for themselves ( Read more... )

women with sideburns. not just fuzz, but big bushy sideburns.

tuesday night i was at one of my jobs paying a co-worker off when i had another seizure. this time i was sitting in a barstool and during my convulsions i knocked the stool over. on my way home my back started to hurt and i thought it was just sore. when i woke up the next morning my back hurt even worse and i couldn't breathe very well. So i ( Read more... )

I found this quote written by one Green Elven Vampire. I thought it brought alot of perspective to those of us who DM and have to hear about players want outrageous character types ( Read more... )

"When the smoke cleared away, it was the man with the sword, or the crossbow, or the rifle, who settled the final issue on the field."

LTG George C. Marshall, address to the National Rifle Association, 3 February 1939.

There was a fly looking at some food in a river. The fly thought, "If I go down, I can get the food!"

There was a fish looking at the fly. The fish thought, "If the fly goes down to get the food, I can get the fly!"

There was a bear looking at the fish. The bear thought, "If the fly goes down to get the food, and that fish comes up to get the fly ( Read more... )