sandwich is black motor carefully. make sandwich young pride. young rich leader off ( Read more... )

yay! the first lunch of spring!


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chloe! her eyes are so greasy!

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you know what the world needs more of? mustache throw pillows. i have never seen one!

also, if anyone wants to give me a pinball machine, i will take it.

ooh! ooh! silver jews tomorrow in ann arbor. i am much more than excited.

so i just went to wendy's to get some straight-up junk burgers for lunch. i ordered my bacon cheeseburger with ketchup, mustard, and pickles. the lady working looked at me like i was fucking insane! am i missing something here folks? what was i supposed to order?

i had a dream about this dog that you put in a soda can, and it turned into this awesome goo. when you pour the goo onto the ground, it turned back into a dog! i wish this dog really existed.

i love me new glasses!

it is chloe's birthday! she is now two years old, or fourteen in dog years. she will be a woman soon ( Read more... )

i just ate a strawberry that tasted like pure summer sun.

i keep having dreams about screaming and breaking things.

it makes me so tired.

i can't bake enough to make it go away.