a vending machine actually told me to make another selection when i told it dispense some hostess cupcakes. what a jerk! i mean, i don't care if there is beef fat in the filling, i really wanted dem cupcakes! dang!


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does this mean i can marry a sloth?

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holy fucking shit! the silver jews are touring! you have no idea how fucking excited i am ( Read more... )

january. my shoe is untied ( Read more... )

this is how you play cards.


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hey jerks!

email me your address so us folks at burr oak can mail you a fucking holiday greeting. gators.chomp@gmail.com. you can email me spam if you want, i don't care!

love,
gator.

i listened to a cassette tape today. it reminded me of driving. while i was driving. i want to see the sod covered swimming pool. to search for that rainbow yak. we were going to leave her a fifty dollar tip before you left. don't worry, i haven't forgotten about all of those things in the basement. can't we just have a puppet dog answering our ( Read more... )

trevor makes the best popcorn ever. ever ever ( Read more... )