omg! i was having the shittiest day, and now it is so much better.

i am reading trashy magazines and eating chineese food.

i love life!

i love toast. i just ate four slices of it, with whipped sweet cream butter all over it. then i drank some milk. sometimes breakfast can be good.

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haulg8tor goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as salami.banjo89 tricks you! You get a wet rag.bigdanfoley tricks you! You get a piece of paper.blessthearrows gives you 1 blue orange-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.drfrain gives you 17 light blue apple-flavoured gummy bats.ichopyoudice tricks you! You lose 7 pieces of ( Read more... )

headache city.

population. me.

look everyone! now you too can say "hot dog" in ten different languages ( Read more... )

today, i am looking at everything with my eyes half closed, and my mouth half open. my skin is peeling off, and i am addicted to celery.

if they paint the the eyes on the wrong spots, can the animal still see?

we climbed on top of buildings.

we layed like pencils on the fountian.

we stole bricks from a brick pile.

now i know how many cavities you have!

i need to find a job where i get paid to do crossword puzzles ( Read more... )

oh! oh! oh!

"i'm getting back into getting back into you" is the whip!

you should listen to it. i am serious.

i can't wait for the new silver jews album!

You are a
Social Liberal
(81% permissive)

and an...
Economic Liberal
(3% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Socialist

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