Comments | g_ather: I acknowledge a pretty successful heckle

g_ather

I acknowledge a pretty successful heckle

May 13, 2006 22:16

I was just walking down an alley-way on my way to a gig when a bloke going the other way yelled out:
"Hey! Maybe your socks should have a party and invite your pants down to join them!
I think you're a gaylord! Except without the lord!"

Obviously this was quite painful for me - not only does he suppose that I am gay, but he assumes I am not even ( Read more... )

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readytowear May 14 2006, 05:15:29 UTC

oz, your only recourse in this situation is to shag all the haters' girlfriends.

you know it's true.

play on playa.

g_ather May 14 2006, 11:24:03 UTC

I'm on it!

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g_ather May 14 2006, 11:26:39 UTC

I know, it was pretty impressive. It did take him until he was a good 100m past me to say anything though.

fleepo May 14 2006, 06:25:06 UTC

You need to work on your comebacks my friend. Always heckle the heckler.
Was this a UK gig, if so what?

g_ather May 14 2006, 11:28:32 UTC

Some Oxford bands. This is the best dude I have seen so far: http://www.myspace.com/asherdust

ninjaspew May 14 2006, 09:31:26 UTC

haha. sock and pants party. thats pretty good. but then he gets all complicated.

g_ather May 14 2006, 11:30:30 UTC

Well there's not much point in heckling a guy unless you call him gay, so I guess the dude felt he'd better put something to that effect in at the end

tiny_monster May 15 2006, 01:08:13 UTC

I think it was wuv!

g_ather May 15 2006, 08:50:16 UTC

He could have just bought me a drink (milk)