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Never mix weed and Nyquil
I'm sick. Not like "eww don't eat that off the floor" sick. Oh no. I'm talkin' about a fucking Ebola virus of a cold I've got. It could be that bird flu that everyone's talking about. But I thought that you couldn't get that unless you made sweet sweet love to a chicken. I haven't done that for like a week. She dumped me. To be fair I did ( Read more... ) -
Stupid rambling account of my day at Global Gathering
Dude... Dude... Global Gathering was awesome! Sure it was pretty much a techno festival but the main stage had all the action. I got there right on time and bought a $7 beer and watched the first band. They were ok but not really my thing. I think they were called Atomic Tangerine or something. The beer was actually pretty strong and I had a ( Read more... ) -
another birthday another set of regrets
So I spent my brithday in a strip joint. By myself. I was sort of pissed that no one at home really thought anything of my brithday and decided to spend it drunk off my ass looking at boobs. Shallow, yes, but I was depressed. I mean, I'm more than half way through my 20's. So I sat down at the bar and ordered a beer and watched the girls twirl ( Read more... ) -
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Wow, it's been a crazy last couple of days. Things are starting to go back to normal at work, I have finals this week, and I got ALL of my Christmas shopping done before the mad rush. It's going to be a nice Christmas at my house thanks to the manditory 84 hour weeks the hurricane had us working. I got really good presents for my family and... ( Read more... ) -
So very tired.
Finally a DAY OFF! I've been working 12 hour shifts every day since October 24th. Wow, I'm not sure if it's that I'm tired or what but I hate Miami. I wish it would sink into the ocean along with every asshole that lives here. I know not having power sucks but, fuck, how many hurricanes come through here every summer? You'd think people would ( Read more... ) -
She's almost here
So Wilma is starting to kick up the wind here in Miami. Couldn't find plywood so I screwed the two that I did have to the front windows but apparently the winds are going to be coming from the south so they're totally going to nail the window I DIDN'T cover. the one right next to the TV. Fuck. So this might be my last journal in quite a while ( Read more... ) -
That's no moon... It's a battlestation.
Another month, another horrible violent hurricane. I hate Florida. It actually gets super busy at the power company right before the hurricane hits and I had a winner last night. I love it when people call for no other reason than to yell at you. Funny thing is, I could've made a call to the department that could've taken care of his particular ( Read more... ) -
random questions
why is salvia so expensive? An ounce is like $125 and I can find weed for like $100. Not the good shit but you know...
Phone dating is bad enough, but text message dating? That's just sad.
Uh, I got nothin' tonight. -
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So I was looking for a funny picture of Karl Rove to Photoshop in honor of his impending indictment. And sure enough I found one and I downloaded it to a folder and completely forgot where I saved it. So I was looking for where I saved the picture and was horrified when I found some pictures I hadn't put in there. There was porn in my photoshop ( Read more... )
