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[g_quagmire]

Holy freakin crap!!!  I'm gone for what...a couple weeks, and the boning odds turn greatly in my favor!  This is what I'm talkin about!

So yeah, I just got back from my trip down to Panama City, Florida.  I spent the last few days trolling for slutty teenagers on Spring Break enjoying the wonderful beach scenery.  Tried the club scene down there too

Comments

[industrial_pink]

Ugh gross. No one is gonna go for you.

[g_quagmire]

That what they all say. Next morning, they're waking up sore and satisfied. Another satisfied passenger on the Quagmire Express. Destination: Wham, Bam, and Thank you, Ma'am.

[industrial_pink]

More like waking up vomiting. Do you listen to the stupid crap you say?

[g_quagmire]

Don't need to. You snooze, you lose. And Glen Quagmire's not about to miss an opportunity by thinking about it.

[super_cuts]

Are you . . . trying to hit on us?

[g_quagmire]

What's the problem, honey? I don't mind strong women.

[super_cuts]

I . . . don't know how to respond to this.

Other than punching you.

[g_quagmire]

Oooo, fiesty.

[detective_dean]

Mister Quagmire...no offense but...pleeeeease stay away from me until further notice?

[peter_white]

Just because someone's female doesn't mean they magically become attracted to you all the sudden.

[g_quagmire]

Well, clearly because magic doesn't exist...but females are totally attracted to the Glen man.