Soooo....been gone for a while.  I'm sure all the ladies missed me.  I'd have gotten online so they wouldn't worry but they don't allow that sorta thing IN JAIL!!!

That's right.  I was in fucking jail!  It was for complete and utter bullshit too!  Apparently it's legal to pick up a random stranger on a street corner, fuck her brains out in the ( Read more... )

Holy freakin crap!!!  I'm gone for what...a couple weeks, and the boning odds turn greatly in my favor!  This is what I'm talkin about!

So yeah, I just got back from my trip down to Panama City, Florida.  I spent the last few days trolling for slutty teenagers on Spring Break enjoying the wonderful beach scenery.  Tried the club scene down there too ( Read more... )

I was invited to go to church with some friends of mine for Easter.  I figure, why the hell not.  I actually didn't have any plans/dates/bootycalls going on so I went.  After getting there, things were pretty boring, and I was looking around for something to keep my attention...and I saw her.  This broad was absolutely STUNNING.  She was in a white ( Read more... )

Okay.  I know that there's only one married couple around here and this really doesn't apply to them, but I'm just gonna throw this out there for the rest of you if you ever decide to get married.  ADDRESS YOUR DAMNED MAIL!!!

I get home from work yesterday and check my mail and there's a letter in there with no return address, but my name on it.  ( Read more... )

Alriiiight, Valentine's Day.  One of the few days of the year where normally untouchable women will drop their panties to a guy who can wine and dine'em just right.  I have to say it's one of my favorite days of the year...for that same reason.  I've had my sights on this frigid broad for the past week.  And when I say frigid, I mean you could take ( Read more... )

Wow...it looks like everybody's New Year was either pretty lame or just all around sucked (with a majority of it being of the sucking variety).  My New Year was pretty much the same as every other one for the past -not gonna say- years.  I brought it in with a bang.  No, not the fireworks kind...well, there were fireworks, but not the aerial kind ( Read more... )

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Yeah, it's been one of those months where not a whole lot is going on...well apparently for me.  Looks like things are getting pretty hectic on that side of the world.  I've been seeing a lot of talk about this Halloween party that Rip is supposed to be hosting.  Is this little shindig invitation only or what?  If things keep going like this, I ( Read more... )

Well, I hadn't posted on this thing in a little while.  I'd hoped to use it more regularly, but I had a whole lotta stuff come up.  Apparently I've pissed off some chick again cause I came out of the house this morning to find my tires slashed.  She might've been more effective if this weren't the up-teenth time that this has happened and I keep a ( Read more... )

I've noticed that it seems a lot of people have been going through lots of turmoil and what not around here.  That's definitely a tough break.  I actually had a nice, mellow weekend (which is actually nice for a change).  I hung out around the house most of the day, though later on I called one of my regular female friends and we went out to a ( Read more... )