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g_quagmire

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Jun 25, 2009 14:12

Soooo....been gone for a while. I'm sure all the ladies missed me. I'd have gotten online so they wouldn't worry but they don't allow that sorta thing IN JAIL!!!

That's right. I was in fucking jail! It was for complete and utter bullshit too! Apparently it's legal to pick up a random stranger on a street corner, fuck her brains out in the ( Read more... )

prison, jail

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industrial_pink June 26 2009, 06:53:12 UTC

I don't think being shitfaced counts as being a willing participant.

g_quagmire June 26 2009, 07:03:23 UTC

If you're able to be held accountable for killing someone when driving while drunk, you can be held accountable for putting out for strangers with video equipment while drunk.

Luckily, the judge agreed. More or less.

industrial_pink June 26 2009, 07:07:20 UTC

I was speaking of the specific situation for which I fucking hate you and will strangle you if I see you again.

g_quagmire June 26 2009, 07:11:48 UTC

Oh, that. Yeah, I wish I had video for that. Would definitely go into my top ten collection of excellent lays. You'd have some stiff competition for the top spot. Belgium twins are tough to beat. Did you know the legal age of consent there is 15?

I didn't either til I got there.

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croozin June 27 2009, 17:31:36 UTC

That's harsh. Probably got raped too. That's what they do in prison. That's why you've got to fill out legal documents and crap with women.

No, I'm kidding. I don't actually do that. It'd take too much time. Although I've been with less women these days. Due to...reasons.

g_quagmire June 29 2009, 16:55:48 UTC

Nah, I was able to dodge that bullet. Hell, I may start doing that crap and making chicks sign waivers. If I hadn't had those videos, I could very well be looking at the wrong end of a human booster shot.

croozin June 30 2009, 04:40:57 UTC

Yeah. Got to watch the videos though. Not literally. Although that's even more fun. For every good one you get, there's at least 3 bad ones that don't need to be leaked online. Or that may possibly get you into more trouble. Like that Girls Gone Wild dude. Joe whats-his-face.

cloneofarc June 29 2009, 05:26:47 UTC

Karma's a bitch.

Speaking from experience as well.

g_quagmire June 29 2009, 16:56:52 UTC

The hell does karma have to do with this? I haven't seen that broad in years.

cloneofarc July 4 2009, 05:32:26 UTC

That's not really what I was talking about.

peter_white July 5 2009, 05:50:35 UTC

Well, yeah, prostitution is illegal. Unless you're in Vegas, that is. Which, really, I don't know why people care so much. It's not like it's hurting anyone. ...except the people who get STDs, but hey, they signed up to take that risk.