You'd think it was the second coming of Communism the way the press is all talking about the Yankees these days. In case ya ain't heard, we got our asses sent home by the Angels of Los Angeles of Anaheim of California of the United States of America on the Continent of North America. No one we can blame but ourselves because we played some weak ass ( Read more... )

The games begin tomorrow in Anaheim. I hope ya'll will be there or either tune in on your tv screens. It's going to get heated over there. We head back home on Friday. Stay tuned, we always like to make shit exciting.

Things on the field, well they going pretty great right now. But, we still got four more games to go and we got to play them all like it's game 7 of the world series ( Read more... )

I ain't mean to die off like that, but there's something about being injured that really ain't got me in the best of moods. No one really knows when for sure I'll be back but I'm hoping sometime in the window of the next couple days. I am pissed off and wanting to get out there and seek revenge on them fucking Devil Rays that ain't been giving us ( Read more... )

I gone and got myself a paid account. I don't know much about these computer shits, so I just found a shitload of pictures and sent them off to Tara to have her make me some icons. Ain't know I'd actually end up with all 100 icons filled up, didn't really think that there was that many pictures of me around. So go admire my icons, tell me just how ( Read more... )

I usually ain't get soft on you guys, because it's not my thing at all. Most of you are relationships, so you'll know what I'm getting at. You know, you been down for so long and this girl comes along... one of the finest girls I ever seen. I started talking to her and the more I talk to her, the more I'm digging her. I ain't sure what is written ( Read more... )

Who remembers a few months ago when some umpire pissed me right the fuck off and I got all up in his face like some Jerry Springer shit? Okay good, all of you. I went in front of the organization and had my hearing because I appealed that suspension from it. They were trying to say I made contact with the ump, and I most certainly did not. I said ( Read more... )

This season has been tough as shit for us. Things just can't ever go the way we want them to. We finally get tricked into thinking shit might be looking up, and before you know it we get some bad news. Finding out two of your players are more than likely finished for the rest of the season is a tough shot. Things aren't going so well for me off the ( Read more... )

I hadn't updated in three weeks, you know it's because I have better things to be doing. Better things like going on some ugly ass slump. I was on fire and hitting a shit load of homers and then all the sudden I couldn't hit a goddamn volleyball if someone threw it across the plate. The road trip went decent, it should have been better we let some ( Read more... )

The Mets want me, not that I can blame them or nothing. I went to Torre with my glock and I was like listen if you trade me you will regret if for the rest of your life which would be over the moment you decide to trade me. Really I was just like straight up if they trade me that would be an inconvience to me, so I will inconvience any team that ( Read more... )