Comments | g_w_bush: bu-bye Saddam!

g_w_bush

bu-bye Saddam!

Dec 14, 2003 19:11

Fellow Americans, Saddam Hussein has been captured and is currently being tortu... I mean, "interrogated" by US officials. The capture of this evil tyrant is a tactical victory for my re-elec... er, for the War on Terrorism and the promotion of democracy and freedom abroad. Although the US has repeatedly stood firm against the idea of the ( Read more... )

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lawledger December 14 2003, 18:08:06 UTC

Funny how you always link to the Guardian, both because it's a British paper and because you have stated that you don't read up on the news yourself, but rely on Condi, Karl, and others to tell you the juicy bits.

But congratulations. Looks like four more years for you.

Saddam Hussein was captured by Kurds yes_justice December 15 2003, 00:54:30 UTC

Saddam Hussein captured by Kurds

Sulemani-Kurdistan (KurdishMedia.com) 14 December 2003: Saddam Hussein, the former President of the former Iraqi regime, was captured by the Patriotic Union of Kurdistan (PUK), Kurdish sources close to KurdishMedia.com reported. A speacial intelligence unit led by Mr Kosrat Rassul, a high ranking member of the PUK, found Saddam Hussein in the city of Tikrit, his birthplace. Kosrat's team was accompanied by a group of US-soldiers.

SADDAM CAPTURED; BUSH STILL A DUMBASS, SOURCES REPORT anonymous December 18 2003, 10:38:16 UTC

WASHINGTON, D.C., December 16 - As Allied forces rejoice this week about the past weekend's capture of Saddam Hussein, some senior officials are quick to acknowledge the fact that President Bush is still a dumbass. Colonel Robert Trudge, a former military advisor, admonished Bush supporters in a brief this morning: "It appears that our mission in Iraq has been accomplished, but is this the truth? Our Commander-in-Chief may command our armed forces but does he command our respect? Let's face it, folks, even though Public Enemy #1 was captured on Bush's watch, the guy is still an ignoramus of staggering proportions ( ... )

Re: SADDAM CAPTURED; BUSH STILL A DUMBASS, SOURCES REPORT kvschwartz December 18 2003, 19:10:28 UTC

That's wonderful -- is it from "The Onion"?

All I was able to come up with was "SADDAM CAPTURED, ENDORSES BUSH '04". Never even managed a story to fit the headline.

Re: SADDAM CAPTURED; BUSH STILL A DUMBASS, SOURCES REPORT legal__alien December 21 2003, 03:56:34 UTC

Unfortunately, the Onion did not realize what a genius Laura is...

awards keyboardcomando December 30 2003, 22:04:36 UTC

You have just been awarded the Keyboard Commando MEDAL OF HONOR! Funny shit man, keep up the good work!

You rock:
Keyboard Commando

Re: awards keyboardcomando January 14 2004, 11:33:16 UTC

Aw shucks, folks! Many thanks for your comments...you see, no matter how upstanding a citizen I am and how productive at work, I always find time to blow off some steam and write faux news articles...bastards at the Onion won't return my calls though. ;-) (kidding, Onion is brilliant)
Laura

anonymous March 8 2004, 06:02:58 UTC

Oh my, looks like someone is pretending to be the president. Why do you think that this is just about Bush's re-election? It isn't its about making America a better place. I don't agree with everything that Bush says right now. Like on abortion, its a woman's choice, it's her body. And gay marriage that should have nothing to do with politics. Bush is making himself out to be a religious freak. Gay marriage is something that someone should decide on there own. It shouldn't be a politics thing.

oh yes and did I mention that I am only 12 years old and I know more about politics than you do?

g_w_bush March 19 2004, 21:45:37 UTC

You obviously don't know much about grammar, kiddo.