See the video of Islamic militants decapitating US Soldier.

It's time to nuke the bastards.

Eye on F.C.C., TV and Radio Watch Words
NYTimes.com

"The reverberations from this year's fiasco of a Super Bowl half-time show are reaching every corner of the broadcasting world, and not even the viewers of "Masterpiece Theater" are immune ( Read more... )

Sorry for not posting in forever. I've been busy trying to justify lying to the American public and feeding Congress misinformation. Things are getting sticky. I just need to keep using the phrases "liberation" and "Al Queda" and "September 11," and I think everything will be alright ( Read more... )

I have ordered all my National Guard records be released.

These documents will definitively show that without a shadow of a doubt, there's a high probability that I might have been somewhat fulfilling my duties properly and to the fullest extent.

Army Drops Charge Against Interrogator
WashingtonPost.com
Wednesday, December 31, 2003

The Army dropped a dereliction-of-duty charge against a soldier, but his military career is still in limbo, his attorney said ( Read more... )

Fellow Americans, Saddam Hussein has been captured and is currently being tortu... I mean, "interrogated" by US officials. The capture of this evil tyrant is a tactical victory for my re-elec... er, for the War on Terrorism and the promotion of democracy and freedom abroad. Although the US has repeatedly stood firm against the idea of the ( Read more... )

Go to Google, type in "miserable failure" and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky."

heh heh.

Oooh, I'm missing "The Simple Life," crap!

The Bird Was Perfect But Not For Dinner; In Iraq Picture, Bush Is Holding the Centerpiece
WashingtonPost.com
Thursday, December 4, 2003
...Officials said they did not know the turkey would be there or that Bush would pick it up. A contractor had roasted and primped the turkey to adorn the buffet line, while the 600 soldiers were served from ( Read more... )

What uplifting news to wake up to! U.S. Forces Kill 46 Iraqis After Ambushes. God really is on our side.

In other news, I heard a joke yesterday.

Q. What is better than winning first place in the Special Olympics?
A. Not being a retard.

Blair defends Bush visit
Guardian Unlimited
The prime minister, Tony Blair, today publicly defended his decision to invite the US president for a state visit to the UK, as the first details of Mr Bush's itinerary were released by Downing Street and a lone protester scaled the gates of Buckingham palace.
Mmm, I love how far Tony has his nose up my ( Read more... )