take THAT Lt. Kerry

[g_w_bush]

I have ordered all my National Guard records be released.

These documents will definitively show that without a shadow of a doubt, there's a high probability that I might have been somewhat fulfilling my duties properly and to the fullest extent.

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[lawledger]

What I find disappointing about this affair is that none of the news stories mention NARA, which presumably stores the papers. It must be because of the liberal bias in the media, which don't want to credit one of your independent establishments with doing something right.

[99catsaway]

Thank you for bravely defending Texas from the Viet Cong!

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[dda]

And Alabama from the Democrats. ;-)

[maranblynn]

What a relief Mr. President. As an Idahoan constituent, I speak for my state when I say we will be relieved to have proof of your duties. After all, as far as Idaho is concerned, there is only one party -- the great, grand ol' party! Vive le GOP! Down with this so-called "lt." Kerry!

[anonymous]

do you have a voice on the gay weddings? i know you arent for it MR. PRESIDENT, but would you like to share your personal opinion?

[chewbaca]

Your an insulting figure, your whats wrong with America today.

[g_w_bush]

Son, your grammar is what's wrong with America today.